I thought it would be convenient to make a place to collect patterns for cute little thingies: mug cozies (cozies of all types really), ornaments, bottle toppers, gnomes, clothing for gnomes, etc. Things you can knit up quickly that will amuse people.
No need to write a thesis: just shout out a pattern name. Extra credit for a link! And if you include a photo, you get to stay after school and help clean the erasers. (In Miss Prodehl's third grade class, that was a treat, not a punishment.)